It would appear that yes, there is a place in Michigan called Hell. And in my opinion, it really is Hell, considering that it doesn’t even have so much as a local dialup internet connection, much less broadband:
It takes Emily McDonough as long as 16 minutes to access her e-mail account from her home using her dial-up Internet connection.
She lives in the Kirtland Hills subdivision west of the small hamlet of Hell, which is far off the beaten path of Livingston County’s population centers. Her computer makes a long distance call each time she accesses the Internet, costing her about $60 per month to use it once a week.
Yikes. I just can’t imagine what living there would be like. Amazing how something can become so ubiquitous in just a decade that you can’t imagine life without it… and here is Hell, living just fine without internet access. Well, almost.