After flowers, phone calls and visits didn’t work, some poor schmuck who’s trying to make up with his estranged wife paid $17,000 to take out an ad in the local newspaper, begging for forgiveness.
“Please believe the words in my letter, they are true and from my heart,” read the ad in Tuesday’s edition of The Florida Times-Union. “I can only hope you will give me the chance to prove my unending love for you. Life without you is empty and meaningless.”
So let’s recap.