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Hooray for awkwardness!

Pooh family Photo

Because we all love to see a good train wreck on the ‘net, an enterprising blogger has set up yet another site where you can laugh and laugh at other’s people’s photographic faux pas: Awkward Family Photos.

Let’s be honest– we’ve all got them. At some point in our lives, someone close to us has made us pose for an uncomfortable photo. Well, here’s your chance to share your family’s awkwardness with the world.

I think the interesting part about this site is that the photos are (we presume) willing shared by the people who are in them or took them! If I was in any way involved with this photo, for example, I don’t think I’d own up to that, much less make others aware that it exists.

But, I guess some people are up for letting others laugh at their visual expense. Enjoy. 🙂

Antivirus: Coming to a De’wI’ near you!

Klingon Antivirus

Capitalizing on the reboot/sequel of Star Trek now in theaters, computer security company Sophos has launched Klingon Antivirus. Now, as if cryptic error messages weren’t enough for the uninitiated, you can have your computer warn you about latest virus threats in Klingon.

To be sure, this product is real, purports to scan and protect against virus threats just like Sophos’ more humanoid-compatible products, and will be supported with antivirus updates for 30 days. According to the release notes however, there are some caveats including this tidbit:

* (CL 43125.8) Klingon Anti-Virus is unable to remove Rogue Nanites from the central core. To remove establish negotiation using Android or system running OS X 10.6 and deposit on nearest uninhabited moon

Nice to know even in the age of interplanetary computer security, Macs still have an advantage.

Guess who’s peeking in your hard drive?

RIAA

After the RIAA broke their “promise” not to sue additional people for allegedly illegal file sharing, details are coming out regarding some “restrictions” being placed on one particular lawsuit, in which the RIAA has decided to play Homeland Security and is seeking to search the contents of a defendant’s hard drive for evidence of dirty deeds. Bending like a wet noodle to the RIAA’s demands, a judge has issued a “protective order” (PDF file) permitting the search, but with limitations and restrictions on who can see the contents, and exactly what contents supposedly can be seen.

As if the idea of a private lobbying group who only thinks it’s a law enforcement agency prying into your hard drive isn’t chilling enough, the restrictions (in digest form) are a bit absurd.

In a nutshell, the RIAA gets to pick a forensics expert, and the defendant gets to cart their computer to the the RIAA’s lawyers’ offices. There, the expert makes a “mirror image” of the hard drive, where they will look for evidence of file sharing, or evidence that the drive has been wiped. Because, you know, if you wipe your hard drive of any data whatsoever, that automatically makes you guilty of file sharing, right?

There are certain restrictions to this order meant to “protect” the defendant. For instance, the forensics expert must sign a confidentiality agreement, must agree not to look at a bunch of “non-relevant” videos, documents and web page files or history, and the plaintiffs themselves are prohibited from accessing the hard disk or mirror image. But really, c’mon! Once you have a mirror image of your hard drive out there, what control really does the defendant have over that data once it leaves their sight?

There are other questions, too. For instance: what constitutes a “non-relevant” file? If a “forensic expert” wants to determine if a certain file is “relevant,” wouldn’t they have to examine it?

I work with confidential work documents all the time. If I delete them from my computer, I do so securely merely because I don’t want to take the chance my machine could get hacked, stolen, whatever, and confidential data belonging to others exposed. But that doesn’t mean I’m file sharing, nor does it mean I’m even eliminating potential incriminating “evidence.” It would seem, however, that the recording industry would immediately assume the worst.

It’s easy for someone who’s not under the microscope to sit back and say “I don’t care. I’m doing nothing illegal.” But it isn’t necessarily about that. There are perfectly legitimate actions – securely erasing files, legally ripping your CD collection to MP3s for personal use only, even using bittorrent software and legally torrenting certain files – which, when taken out of context, can be made to falsely imply impropriety.

Besides, let’s be practical here. Everyone, and I mean, everyone has something on their computer they’d rather not have other people see. Maybe it isn’t something juicy like, naughty pics or videos, but it could be those embarrassing flirty letters to someone in the office, e-mails to family members about that nasty medical problem, or even just your bank passwords. If someone rifles through your stuff, do you ever really feel comfortable again?

The RIAA is clearly going on a fishing expedition. And the courts, sadly, are sitting back and letting them.

Extreme Recycling

So, I came across these knick-knacks while picking up a few things at a local tar-zhey:

Just so you know: the Vinyl LP picture frames are indeed made of real vinyl records. you can even see the tracks on what’s left of the platters. It makes you wonder if some of the stuff they’ve cut up into photo frames might have been rare collectibles, or actual worthless crap.

It was definitely an attention-grabber, seeing old vinyl records and printed circuit boards turned into coasters and picture frames. This is one of many products marketed by firm called Terracycle:

It all started in 2001 when two Princeton University students set out to change the way people do business. Inspired by a box of worms, these students had a dream: a company could be financially successful while being ecologically and socially responsible.

They also have an “eco-capitalists’ guidebook,” which as expected, is an online tome steeped high with MBA jargon and doublespeak, clearly aimed at trying to sell the idea to investors that green equals green. Will it work? I’ve seen their household cleaning products and now these novelties on display, but I haven’t really been motivated to buy them. Interesting idea though.

These particular items raise some questions, however. Do they know for certain the “cultural artifacts” like the vinyl records they’re “upcycling” are truly worthless. and not containing any audio content that might be some rare album collector’s wet dream? And, what are they doing about the lead content in their circuit board picture frames and coasters?

It’s only a plane! Get over it!

Plane

I am absolutely gobsmacked over how many people have decided that they still need to wear their self-made 9/11 scars like a victim badge. A ton of people got butthurt today all because a silly plane flew over manhattan with F16s in tow:

NEW YORK (CNN) — A White House official apologized Monday after a low-flying Boeing 747 spotted above the Manhattan skyline frightened workers and residents into evacuating buildings.

The aircraft was a White House plane taking part in a classified, government-sanctioned photo shoot, the Federal Aviation Administration said.

Just listen to these self-important idiots try to make a nothing-story all about them:

The incident outraged many New Yorkers, including Mayor Michael Bloomberg.

“First thing is, I’m annoyed — furious is a better word — that I wasn’t told,” he said, calling the aviation administration’s decision to withhold details about the flight “ridiculous” and “poor judgment.”

Awww, I’m sooo sorry, Mikey! I’m sure the FAA will be sure to tell you from now on about every military or government flight that goes over your precious city, ‘kay? And how bout next time when you decide to push term limits and get the public to think they have a voice in politics, you tell us that you’re only foolin’ before you yank it all away, hah?

But while the mayor was throwing a temper tantrum, some Ph.D. decided this would be an excellent money making opportunity. 9/11 bailout, anyone?

Linda Garcia-Rose, who works with nearly two dozen post-traumatic stress disorder patients ages 15 to 47, said she was inundated with phone calls from patients Monday morning.

“They’re traumatized. They’re asking ‘How could this happen?’ They’re nervous. Their anxiety levels are high,” she said.

Garcia-Rose is considering filing a class-action suit against the government for sanctioning the plane’s unannounced flight. “I believe the government has done something really wrong,” she said.

No dear, you’re the one doing something wrong. It’s been seven and a half years, and your patients still wet their knickers when a plane flies overhead? Your patients should be suing you!

People, I’m sorry to tell you this, but there are limits to being coddled and made to feel all fuzzy by the government. We need to quit acting like children, frightened over the boogeyman whenever a jet happens to roar overhead. We have truly become a nation of sniveling weaklings, and if we haven’t gotten over this nearly a decade after it happened, then in that regard the terrorists truly have won.