So apparently, the old trip-and-grope maneuver, accidental or not, is quite a scanadalous offense in the Philippines. So much so that you can be eaten for it:
At the July 17 wedding of his daughter, Eladio Baule got angry with his cousin Benjie Ganay who tripped and accidentally touched the bride’s bottom, said Senior Police Inspector Perla Bacuel, at Narra town in Palawan province, southwest of Manila.
A few hours later, Baule, his son Gerald, another cousin Junnie Buyot and a nephew, Sabtuari Pique, allegedly confronted Ganay, then drove him to a secluded place where they stabbed him to death, Bacuel said.
Buyot, who surrendered to police and is acting as a witness, told police they then roasted Ganay’s body using coconut leaves and kerosene, Bacuel said.
They then served the guy up to unwitting guests at the wedding reception. Yummy. Though if I had been there, I think I would’ve known something was up, considering I’m allergic to coconut and all.
Also in the Philippines, don’t kiss the President. Or the bodyguards might eat you, too.
“No Cannibalism! And, stop kissing me!”