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Nothing gets my mind off politics like new tech toys. :)

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So what do I do when a week’s gone by and I’m still down in the dumps over how things went last week? I whip out Ye Olde Plastick and pre-order a new expensive toy. Because damnit, when I’m living in an oppressive conservative hellhole, I want to be able to surf the net on my cell phone, and engage in the last remaining reat freedom: bluejacking!

Anyway, the first step in accepting that we’re all going to hell in a handbasket is spending. Because as we should all remember from the post-9/11 propaganda, if you don’t spend, then the terrorists win.

Besides, it’s shiny. It begs to be played with. 🙂

But seriously… I’m beginning to really wonder if we’re all going to survive another four years of this mess. Given that, what’s a couple hundred bucks when it will give me much gadget-enjoyment for the limited time we all have left before Dubyah finally discovers The Button?

Now that it’s sunk in…

Well, my fellow Americans (some more fellow than others), in the days since we’ve handed over a slim victory to our oh-so-beloved dicta-errr, President, the following events have occured:

1. Wisconsin is yet another state to pretty much abandon actual, sane science in its schools (so much for “No Child Left Behind”),

2. No aid is coming to hurricane victims in Florida (it’s been what now, two months since the last hurricane?)

3. Iraq is in panic mode.

4. At least one other person agrees with me that the U.S. population has gone stark raving mad. Only he’s no longer living because of it.

And it seems a lot of people who voted for Bush (at least the ones I’ve asked about and have heard opinions from) don’t really like him, but they were simply afraid to vote for anyone else because there’s a perception in the US that even if the commander-in-chief is bollocksing-up a war, you don’t switch leaders in the middle of it. Why?!

lilo@suddenenlightenment.us , and comment spam revisited

A few fellow bloggers have posted comments to my rant regarding our frustration at comment spam. It’s a big issue that’s affecting a lot of bloggers, and is really stifling the ability of readers to give feedback on articles. I had a similar problem and have managed to bring it to manageable level. I’ll give a brief overview of what I did, and I hope to expand this article in the near future to go into specific details on the steps taken. But someone with a little bit of knowedge can fill in the blanks with this basic description.
Doing what I did requires some familiarity with mySQL or whatever database your blog is using to store its content. Many bloggers are intimate with this stuff, but others only play with and see the interface without every bothering with the details, so it’s important to make this distinction.

So picture it: I see 300+ spam ads in all of my articles’ comments, advertising online poker sites. While cursing the cretins who have nothing better to do than gamble (online, no less, without any casino or among-friends ambiance) I got tired of deleting comments manually, one by one, Just as I was about to give up and turn comments off for all articles, I said, ‘wait a minute, theres this massive database lying underneath, with very powerful search capabilities. I don’t need to do this manually!’

So, I logged into the database as an administrator and just searched for the string matching our most prolific spammer, “lilo@suddenenlightenment.us” And lo and behold, all of the comment entries with that address popped right up. I highlighted all the entries, hit the DEL button, and the comments were instantly gone from the website.

If you’re a blogger with a similar problem, then with a little help from whoever is administering your server, you can get direct access to the database and make changes to the entries, and the ability to perform searches and mass comment deletions. It seems like a wide majority of bloggers are using blog engines that are built on PHP and MySQL, making the job easy.

There are a couple of tools that give you direct access to MySQL. The most common is phpMyAdmin, but I found it’s not quick enough for my taste. So, I downloaded and installed MySQL Control Center, instead. It provides a graphical interface, makes searches easy, and if you’ve used MS Access, you’ll get the hang of it very quickly. Best of all, it’s a free download.

A word of caution: back up the database before you go tinkering around with it (MySQL Control has instructions for backing up a database in the help files). That way you can at least go back to where you were before if something horribly goes wrong with your edit. And ALWAYS ask a knowledgeable person for help (server admins are often good for this) if you don’t know what you’re doing.

Thinking of escaping to Canada? Not so fast…

Canada, well aware that quite a few disgruntled left-thinking people are fed up with the US and are considering a change of scenery, has made it clear that it won’t be fast or easy:

“You just can’t come into Canada and say ‘I’m going to stay here’. In other words, there has to be an application. There has to be a reason why the person is coming to Canada,” said immigration ministry spokeswoman Maria Iadinardi.

And no, “I hate Bush” isn’t reason enough. Damn.