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Cowboys have their price

Yes folks, even cowboys can be capitalists. 🙂

large_cowboy

Submitted by a friend of mine, Heather Huey.

Name: “Large Cowboy”
Subject: Sign
Medium: ??
Description: Heather writes…

I hope you don't mind that I didn't resize the image at all. I know
you can take care of that.  When I saw this sign, I immediately
thought of you  & your website.

Papa Murphy's a take & bake pizza place. It was decent. Pizza outside
of the east coast usually sucks. We didn't order the large cowboy!  We
would have if we could have seen what he looked like first! (tee hee).

Is it fake or isn’t it?

So now, after 60 Minutes II claims to have exposed documents that shed light on the missing year of Bush’s gaurd duty, people are now claiming the documents may be fake.

I have to say, if you look at the document, the case for them being faked is compelling. The type does look very modern, and who has known the US military to use anything modern for letter writing, when they were likely using old school typewriters as late as the early 90s?

It is quite convenient that the document looks like it’s been photocopied over and over again on a low-rent UPS Store copier, and then run through a fax. Clearly the original isn’t readily available… how convenient.

I do refute that idea that someone did this in Microsoft Word, however. That would be just too stupid. However, it does look a lot like this document was made on an old Macintosh, with MacWrite II software or similar, and printed on an Apple Imagewriter dot matrix printer. I used to use such equipment in high school, and the little misalignments along the top and bottom of each line are characterisitc of that printer trying to print using proportional fonts.

Unfortunately, the documents are dated in the early 1970s and the Mac didn’t make its debut until 1984. So, assuming these documents were fabricated, the person doing the forging didn’t try hard enough.

To be fair though, there were some high end word processors in existence back then that could have created this document. But, costing upwards of $20,000, it seems a tad unlikely that one such machine would be purchased for a field office and used for routine letter writing.

Nonetheless, I really don’t see what the big deal is about war records and military service. Both candidates served in some capacity in the military, and frankly, just signing up means they both have more cajones than I ever would. Drumming up witnesses who say your valor wasn’t so valiant, or that you missed a medical exam does nothing to compare the presidential candidates in the here and now. Since I hardly doubt that either candidate is going to go trudging through the trenches of a battlefield ever again, past trench-trudging means nothing to me in regards to who I should vote for this November. You could argue it means a lot in regards to character, but look who we have in office now. Do you honestly mean to tell me that we voted this guy into office based on his scene++ charisma? Oh wait, whether or not we actually voted him into office is still a matter of debate, seeing as from a strictly mathematical point of view, we didn’t… my bad. 🙂

A murder over SPAM

spam

A person is arrested in a nearly 30-year-old case revolving around spam. No, not the e-mail kind… the would-be-meat kind…

Johnson, who worked in the police department motor pool, was killed in 1974 on Christmas Eve. He was giving away homemade Christmas baskets inside a Baltimore bar, something he did every Christmas, said his former girlfriend, Helen Fogg, now 62.

When a man stole a can of Spam out of one of the baskets, Johnson confronted him and was shot.

I never really thought Spam was a kind of food to die for, really…

The NSA says you want a Big Mac <sup> TM </sup>

The day has now come where individual profiling can now reach every corner and facet of our waking lives. First people were worried about the implementation of CAPPS II, whereby mere profiling of who you are and how you made your travel plans will determine whether the federal government thinks you could be a terrorist. Now, the same profiling technology will be used by fast food chains to determine what you will eat before you order it:

The system, known as “HyperActive Bob,” is in place in several restaurants around Pittsburgh in a primitive form: It tells employees when they are about to get busy, even how much food to put on the grill.

The system uses rooftop cameras that monitor traffic entering a restaurant’s parking lot and drive-thru. Currently, the system is all about volume: If a minivan pulls in, there’s apt to be more than one mouth to feed.

By this time next year, HyperActive Technologies expects to have in place software that keys on the type of vehicle entering the parking lot to determine whether the customers they bear are inclined to order, say, a burger over a chicken sandwich.

Can they predict I won’t be eating any Whoppers anytime soon?

Corporate whoring is back!

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Once, not too long ago, I was offering referral codes for a Voice Over IP phone service provider, and then later discontinued the offer. This was because while the service was great, the monthly price for their service was a bit high considering other providers were offering just about the same thing for far less per month.

Now, after playing around with this a bit and settling on a provider I like, I can now say that if you’re interested in VoIP, I recommend Packet8 phone service. it’s a smaller company than the previous offering, but so far their service has been great in the month or so that I’ve been testing it. As is typical, I won’t bored people by going through the sales pitch; feel free to visit their site and have a look at what they offer.

To appeal to the cheapskate in everyone, I contacted Packet8 and was hooked up with a referral code for anyone who wants to save $5 off their initial order with them. When signing up, just enter referral code scrdpoet to get the discount. (Note: some sites are offering what they claim is a $20 discount code, however I tried one when I signed up for service, and it turned out to be the same $5 referral code I’m offering here).