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Some fursuiters just can’t stay out of trouble

First, Michael Chartrand was dressed as Tigger, and was accused of molesting a 13 year old. After being acquitted, he’s back in trouble again… this time dressed as Goofy, and this time for shoving two people.

Michael Chartrand, 36, is accused of shoving two people employed as photographers at the Florida park’s Animal Kingdom while dressed as Goofy.

The two say he came up and shoved them each in the chest, police said.

But a lawyer for Mr Chartrand, who is English by birth, said he had just been “goofing around because he was Goofy.”

Mr Chartrand could face misdemeanour charges for the alleged shoving.

I don’t know about you, but if I had to stoop so low as to get a Disney World job, and I got accused of molesting someone, that would be my clue to find a new line of work right there. And if I had no other skills and was forced to go back to my old job, I’d stay the hell away from everyone.

The guy isn’t exactly the most cheerful-lookin’ either, is he?

Forged Documents. Fraud. Sound familiar?

The Republicans appear to have latched on to the drama surrounding the maybe-authentic-maybe-not documents that suggest Bush’s National Guard Record wasn’t so stellar. In fact, they gone so far as to accuse CBS (which procured and first reported on these documents) of fraud:

Rep. Christopher Cox, of California, delivered a letter Wednesday to the chairman of the Subcommittee on Telecommunications and Internet saying CBS used the memos “to unfairly damage [Bush’s] reputation and influence the outcome of the 2004 presidential election.”

“Despite the growing abundance of evidence that CBS News has aided and abetted fraud, the network has declined to reveal the source of the disputed documents,” Cox said.

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On Tuesday, House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, R-Texas, called on CBS News to say where it got the memos.

“I understand that people want to protect their sources, but we’re dealing with the alleged forgery of government documents to influence a presidential race during war,” DeLay told reporters. “This isn’t politics as usual. It’s dangerous and possibly criminal.”

Let’s hold up a second now. First off, no one has conclusively proven that these documents are either real of forged. Nonetheless, quite a bit of the people that make up the GOP are ready to put the board of CBS behind bars for such a heinous criminal act that could upset the balance of this war. Yet, the Bush administration started this war by presenting what were proven to be faked documents and using them as the basis of their claim that Iraq was caught up in bad, bad business and we should storm in, guns blazing, and expose Saddam’s dastardly plans. Oh, and by the way, despite the fact that we’ve levelled Iraq, we still haven’t found any WMD.

So, reporting on maybe-forged documents about Bush’s cavalier National Guard past is a major, horrific crime, but passing off proven forgeries to start a war and order more than 1,000 troops to their deaths in a country where their presence isn’t wanted by anyone is… what, just a minor boo-boo?

Mozilla Firefox: Finally at 1.0… almost

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As long as I’ve been using Firefox, it seemed like development of this great web browser would never get to version 1.0. For almost a year, it seemed like development hovered in the range of 0.7, 0.8, 0.9… then the painfully slow march of 0.9.1, 0.9.2, 0.9.3, and 0.9.4 (which only existed for Windows, and then only briefly before it became “0.9.3 build 20040804”).

Finally now, it seems like Firefox developers are ready to release something they can call 1.0… almost.

The preview release candidate of 1.0 is finally out, and can be downloaded here. Although Microsoft asserts their Internet Explorer browser is more secure than in the past with XP Service Pack 2, I’d still have to say that I like the features of Firefox enough to warrant using it over IE. If you’re a hard core IE user, it will take some time to get acquainted, but it’s definitely worth it. Even though 1.0 isn’t officially “1.0” yet, it’s still more stable than IE, in my opinion.

Welcome to Hell. There is no internet access here.

It would appear that yes, there is a place in Michigan called Hell. And in my opinion, it really is Hell, considering that it doesn’t even have so much as a local dialup internet connection, much less broadband:

It takes Emily McDonough as long as 16 minutes to access her e-mail account from her home using her dial-up Internet connection.

She lives in the Kirtland Hills subdivision west of the small hamlet of Hell, which is far off the beaten path of Livingston County’s population centers. Her computer makes a long distance call each time she accesses the Internet, costing her about $60 per month to use it once a week.

Yikes. I just can’t imagine what living there would be like. Amazing how something can become so ubiquitous in just a decade that you can’t imagine life without it… and here is Hell, living just fine without internet access. Well, almost.

“Absolutely nothing has happened. Please remain calm.”

“I just wanted to mention.. . for those who have asked. . . that absolutely nothing whatsoever happened today in Sector 83 by 9 by 12. I repeat, nothing… happened. Please remain calm.”

– Commander Ivanova, Babylon 5, Episode 79: “Rumours, Bargains and Lies”

So it appears that absolutely nothing whatsoever happened this weekend in North Korea. Nevermind the mushroom cloud that appeared over Yanggang province. Because, even though mushroom clouds tend to be associated with nuclear events, this one, well, wasn’t. Because, nothing happened, says the BBC:

The United States and South Korea have played down suggestions that a massive explosion in North Korea last week was caused by a nuclear device.

The blast in Yanggang Province, close to the Chinese border, is said to have happened on Thursday as the Stalinist state celebrated its National Day.

The blast created what officials in Seoul say was a peculiar-shaped cloud.

As the secretive North stays silent on the blast, a visiting UK minister has asked for an urgent explanation.

Riiight. Maybe someone was just shooting at a bunch of rocks?