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Al-Qaeda recruiting child molesters?

So, some weirdo with an apparently non-Arabic background was pulled over for some traffic violation and found to be carrying all kinds of arabic-esque material and claiming to know all kinds of things about upcoming terrorist plots:

A driver stopped on an Iowa highway this month was found with flight-training manuals, Arabic documents and night-vision goggles, and he told troopers he knew of terrorist plans to shoot up trains in San Diego, according to court papers.

Michael Wagner, 44, of San Diego, said he had knowledge of terrorist activities and people and groups tied to al-Qaida and the Taliban. Wagner also said that he knew about things in the Muslim communities in San Diego that would interest federal authorities.

More of interest is that the guy had a previous record of “lewd and lascivious conduct with a 14 year old.” Yummy.

Considering Al-Qaeda’s penchant for being uber-religious, I doubt they’d go recruiting pedophiles to do their deeds.

The New “Rage” – Flight attendants attacking passengers

Well, this is refereshing. Drunken flight attendants decide to beat up on a passenger, after he complains about their lack of sobriety:

On Russian flights, attendants often have to struggle to keep intoxicated passengers under control. But on this flight, Dannenberg said, flight attendants were so intoxicated that they “behaved improperly” and only began catering to passengers 1 1/2 hours into the four-hour trip.

The daily Izvestia quoted another passenger as saying that half of the food the crew served ended up on the floor, leaving the aisle strewn with debris that passengers had to walk over as they disembarked. The flight attendants who beat Chernopup were men, Izvestia reported.

Yeah, only in Russia. 🙂

Adventures in bad writing

And this year’s Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Bad Writing Contest Award goes to:

“She resolved to end the love affair with Ramon tonight … summarily, like Martha Stewart ripping the sand vein out of a shrimp’s tail … though the term ‘love affair’ now struck her as a ridiculous euphemism … not unlike ‘sand vein,’ which is after all an intestine, not a vein … and that tarry substance inside certainly isn’t sand … and that brought her back to Ramon.”

-David Zobel, 42

o.O Uh huh…